Screenmancer signs on to Johnny Depp’s return as Jack Sparrow & more

by Screenmancer Op-Ed

Okay, even though the High Court in London has made its opinion known that Johnny Depp, who began his career as a musician and rolled over into “21 Jump Street” on TV as a segue to movies, is a so-called monster, we beg to differ.

Because there are real monsters in Hollywood, ask Rose McGowan

Their names, not just the H word, came out in Tweets and posts, went viral, during the #MeToo era launched in 2018.

Is Depp among them? Not even close.

So what about Amber Heard? Should she lose her job in AQUAMAN as Meera? Nope.

What happened between them is (hey, we’re not shrinks) called Folie á deux, better known in English as “it takes two to tango.”

Formally, Alexander Gralnick  M.D. in 1942 redefined this condition, which later became part of the DSM, as “The Psychosis of Association.” 

While it is unfortunate for both, who hasn’t had a crazy ex-whatever?

We’re going with our gut that this situation is 99 percent certain not to happen again. at least for JD. 😉

Screenmancer signed on to reinstate Johnny Depp in his franchise roles, and you can too.

Change dot org petition for Fantastic Beasts & more.

Note to JD: the best thing you can do right now is release that last Marlon Brando film (possibly) titled “The White Buffalo” you own, so all can see it.

[Disclaimer: Screenmancer Editorial is a biased, ridiculous compendium of stans and pros, ps.]

*Photo Credit: Screenmancer Staff/SBIFF/Maltin Modern Masters Award.

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