WHAT MAKES RONNIE RUN? by Mark Ebner, At Large (Archive)
"Boffo" business was predicted for My Best Friend's Wedding, but Sony Pictures'
claim to the biggest romantic comedy opening ever sent the entire industry
reeling. The movie's star writer, Ron Bass, (Sleeping With The Enemy, Rain
Man) has since enjoyed much acclaim for his foray into the hit or miss
"rom-com" arena, but, with all the hoopla, questions have surfaced as to
whether or not Bass wrote the "Best Friend" script alone. Speculation comes
from scribes finding difficulty making it in the marketplace, further irritated
by seeing Bass' name on every other high-profile studio project coming
down the pike. Therein lies a fundamental misunderstanding of Bass' writing
process.
Lo. One of Hollywood's biggest "open secrets" is that Bass employs a
"creative team" of women (known around town as "the Ronettes") who help
him prepare projects. With their notes and suggestions in mind, he sits
in his backyard jamming scripts into notebooks with trusty #2 pencils.
Although famous at studio meetings, this gaggle of six salaried women manning
stations at Bass' Pre-Dawn Production offices are unknown to lonely writers
cranking out their spec scripts in the dark. One A-list writer laughing
at the thought of a colleague retaining a personal development staff (let
alone a publicist) asks, "Who's his stylist?"
Jane Rusconi, Mimi Won, Hannah Shakespeare, Judy Skelton, Brooke Rogers
and his sister Diane Bass are the Ronettes -- their backgrounds as varied
as Bass' story subject matter. Shakespeare and Won came to Pre-Dawn Productions
from development jobs at Goldie Hawn's company and Lorne Michaels' shop
respectively. Rogers -- a recent Harvard grad -- left the Doubleday publishing
house to work with Bass as a researcher, and Skelton plays typist, giving
notes and story editing to Bass' wide-body golden Cadillac of work. Bass
has partnered with Rusconi on television projects, and his sister, Diane,
is a psychiatric social worker, consulting with him on mental matters since
Rain Man.
In the end, Bass gets the "screenplay by" credit and awards the Ronettes
with salaries and year-end bonuses. Also, he points out, "None of them
have contracts. If anybody wants to go out and steal them away from me,
they're all available."
While some liken Bass' system to a factory that cheapens creative output,
the writer disagrees. "If I didn't feel that having people do research,
and listening to my ideas, and kicking around their ideas, and doing it
in a collaborative way was of value, I wouldn't do it," he affirms, adding,
"I am very proud of the quality of the writing that I do."
Is there a ghostwriter in the machine? Nope. Just well-oiled feminine
minds in the Bass processing plant that help keep the writer of credit
penciling out profitable Hollywood product.
Writers Guild of America President, Brad Radnitz, gives little importance
to the question of ghostwriting in Hollywood, calling it a "victimless
crime in which two writers enter into an agreement on their own." He believes
the Guild's number one priority to be stopping the studio practice of "sending
out scripts without the proper names on them before the credits have been
determined." Odd. Bass has been publicly paraded as the sole writer of
credit on the upcoming Susan Sarandon/Julia Roberts starrer, Step Mom --
a script on which he acknowledges he was "the third writer in." Of course
it helps that he's now Executive Producer on this project, but sadly lost
as the movie nears it's September start date in NYC, are the two original
Step Mom scribes. A script received via TriStar is covered, "Step Mom -
Screenplay by Ronald Bass," and a call to the Step Mom production office
found an assistant to the producer offering, "the [Step Mom] writer would
be Ron Bass."
While getting "highly paid to remain in the dark" suits one legendary
screenwriter just fine, Bass clearly prefers the limelight (witness: recent
dueling puff pieces in the Los Angeles Times and Daily Variety, not to
mention his ironic cover-boy status in Written By -- The Journal of The
Writers Guild Of America) and the studios (TriStar Pictures in the Step
Mom case) - for deceitful reasons financial and promotional - are quick
to give the Bass imprimatur before credits have been officially determined
through the automatic arbitration process.
Usual Suspects scribe, Christopher McQuarrie, recently did a dialogue
"punch-up" on a script for Disney, and was appalled to find the screenplay
sent out with his name on it. He called the studio and demanded his name
be removed, lest he never do business with them again. A Writers Guild
Board Member calls the Step Mom credit misappropriation "illegal." Bass
honestly feels he deserves screenplay credit on Step Mom, but whatever
happened to credit when credit's due?