Scene I:  A nude pretty boy on a bed.  A flash of a woman's nipple.  More of the nude man lying around touching himself to annoying, screeching violin "music." 

Scene II:  This scene suggests a kind of "reverse pedophilia," if you can imagine that.  Next... 

Scene III:  Two pretty boys and a woman of undetermined ethnicity with an uncropped pubis engage in nude interpretive dance.  A lot of rolling around and caressing, but no boners... yet. 

Scene IV:  The woman narrates a physical description of the nude pretty boys as they languish and pout for the camera.  Retarded. 

Scene V:  This is where the film feigns heterosexuality, creating a sex scenario between one of our nude boys and a young Italian girl. 

Scene VI:  We get a bit of dialogue here, and with the pretty nude boys now engaged in a love triangle the talking amongst them plays like a Euro MTV Real World episode.  We get to see a boner in this scene. 

Scene VII:  In a jealous hissy fit, one nude boy jumps the other and we're treated to a nude wrestling match on a paint drop cloth.  Cut To:  Nude boys drinking wine and eating bread in the afternoon sun. 

Scene VIII:  I walk out of the theater.