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<B><I><TT>Cameo: Imagine GROUCHO MARX Saying the Following: PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AGREEMENT CAREFULLY. YOU MUST ACCEPT THE AGREEMENT IN ORDER TO USE SCREENMANCER MAIL'S SERVICES. OR ELSE THE IT TROLL WILL KICK OUR ASS AND THEN TAKE OUR NAME. WE GOTTA SAY THIS BECAUSE SOME EXPENSIVE LAWYER SAID SO. ITS NOT VERY ORIGINAL, BUT IT AIN"T DEAD DULL... KINDA READ IT LIKE YOU WUZ HARPO MARX... OR ME & CHICO: "Tha Pahty of the THIRD PART... No I don't like that PARTY... Okay, the Party of the Second Part... No, we tear that part off..."  1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS OF USE
Screenmancer Mail is provided FREE of charge to registered users (each,
a "User") under these Terms of Use. BY COMPLETING THE REGISTRATION PROCESS
AND CLICKING THE "I ACCEPT" BUTTON, YOU ARE INDICATING YOUR AGREEMENT TO
BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS OF USE. 2. REGISTRATION INFORMATION User agrees
that Screenmancer may disclose to third parties certain aggregate information
contained in Users' registration applications. Screenmancer will not disclose
any individual User's name, address, email address, or telephone number
without such User's prior written consent, except to the extent necessary
or appropriate to comply with applicable laws or in legal proceedings where
such information is relevant. Screenmancer reserves the right to terminate
any User's account if Screenmancer learns that such User has provided Screenmancer
false or misleading registration information. 3. MODIFICATIONS OF THESE
TERMS OF USE Screenmancer may modify these Terms of Use from time to time
in it's sole discretion. Screenmancer will provide Users with reasonable
notice of any such changes, and continued use of Screenmancer Mail will
be conditioned upon each User's affirmative acceptance of any such changes.
4. MODIFICATIONS OF SCREENMANCER MAIL Screenmancer may modify or discontinue
Screenmancer Mail (or User's account) with or without notice to any User,
without liability to any User or any third party. 5. CONTENTS OF MESSAGES
Screenmancer does not, and cannot, monitor, censor, or edit the contents
of Users' email messages. Users alone are responsible for the contents
of their messages, and the consequences of any such messages. Users agree
that they will not use Screenmancer Mail for chain letters, junk mail,
"spamming," solicitations (commercial or noncommercial) or any use of distribution
lists to any person who has not given specific permission to be included
in such a process. Users further agree not to use Screenmancer Mail to
send any messages or material that are unlawful, harassing, libelous, abusive,
threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, or otherwise objectionable in any
way or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense,
give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate any applicable local,
state, national, or international law or regulation. Screenmancer reserves
the right to terminate any User's account if it becomes aware and determines,
in its sole discretion, that such User is violating any of the foregoing
guidelines. It is the policy of Screenmancer to respect the privacy of
its Users. 6. ACCOUNT AND PASSWORD User is responsible for maintaining
the confidentiality of his or her account number and password. User shall
be responsible for all uses of his or her account, whether or not authorized
by User. User agrees to immediately notify Screenmancer of any unauthorized
use of his or her account. 7. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES User expressly agrees
that use of Screenmancer Mail is at User's sole risk. Screenmancer Mail
is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. Screenmancer expressly
disclaims all warranties of any kind, express or implied, including without
limitation any warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose,
or non-infringement. Screenmancer makes no warranty that Screenmancer mail
will meet User's requirements, or that Screenmancer Mail will be uninterrupted,
timely, secure, or error free; nor does Screenmancer make any warranty
as to the results that may be obtained from the use of Screenmancer Mail
or as to the accuracy or reliability of any information obtained through
Screenmancer Mail. User understands and agrees that any material and/or
data downloaded or otherwise obtained through the use of Screenmancer mail
is at User's own discretion and risk and that User will be solely responsible
for any damage to User's computer system or loss of data that results from
the download of such material and/or data. Screenmancer makes no warranty
regarding any goods or services purchased or obtained through Screenmancer
Mail or any transactions entered into through Screenmancer Mail. No advice
or information, whether oral or written, obtained by User from Screenmancer
or through Screenmancer Mail shall create any warranty not expressly made
herein. 8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY Screenmancer shall no be liable for
any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages resulting
from the use or the inability to use Screenmancer mail or for the cost
of procurement of substitute goods and services or resulting from any goods
or services purchased or obtained or messages received or transactions
entered into through Screenmancer Mail or resulting from unauthorized access
to or alteration of User's transmissions or data, including but not limited
to damages for loss of profits, use, data, or other intangibles, even if
Screenmancer has been advised of the possibility of such damages. 9. EMAIL
MESSAGE STORAGE Screenmancer assumes no responsibility for the deletion
or failure to store email messages. 10. PROMOTIONAL MESSAGES Screenmancer
and/or third parties may, from time to time, send email messages to Users
containing advertisements, promotions, etc. Such email messages will be
sent to mailbox(es) other than User's inbox or mailboxes created by User.
Screenmancer makes no representation or warranty with respect to the content
of any such email messages or any goods or services that may be obtained
from such third parties, and User agrees that SCreenmancer shall not have
any liability with respect thereto. 11. INDEMNIFICATION User agrees to
indemnify and hold Screenmancer; their parents, subsidiaries, affiliates,
officers, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable
attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of User's
use of Screenmancer Mail, the violation of these Terms of Use by User,
or the infringement by User, or any other user of User's account, of any
intellectual property or other right of any person or entity. 12. APPLICABLE
LAW These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance
with the laws of the State of California, without giving effect to its
conflict of laws provisions. </TT></I></B>

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